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Eat like an A**hole! Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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This design is a pasta-fueled attitude statement, blending Italian pride with unapologetic dining habits. Featuring a twirling fork of spaghetti like a culinary Excalibur and bold red lettering, it declares, “Just Here to Eat Like an Asshole.” Because sometimes, table manners take a backseat to inhaling carbs like a true champion. Mangiare come uno stronzo—because why eat like a regular person when you can go full spaghetti savage?

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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