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Eat like an A**hole! T-Shirt

$22

Color: Black

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This design is a pasta-fueled attitude statement, blending Italian pride with unapologetic dining habits. Featuring a twirling fork of spaghetti like a culinary Excalibur and bold red lettering, it declares, “Just Here to Eat Like an Asshole.” Because sometimes, table manners take a backseat to inhaling carbs like a true champion. Mangiare come uno stronzo—because why eat like a regular person when you can go full spaghetti savage?

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.

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