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Eat like an A**hole! Tote

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This design is a pasta-fueled attitude statement, blending Italian pride with unapologetic dining habits. Featuring a twirling fork of spaghetti like a culinary Excalibur and bold red lettering, it declares, “Just Here to Eat Like an Asshole.” Because sometimes, table manners take a backseat to inhaling carbs like a true champion. Mangiare come uno stronzo—because why eat like a regular person when you can go full spaghetti savage?

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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